I am utterly dumbfounded. The Lindens must assume the SL Children live a Charlie Brown paradigm where the parents and teachers are always off-screen and sound like trumpets. They would force Santa Claus to IM the little ones instead of let them sit on his lap. And just forget about the manger tableau (ZOMG there are ANIMALS in that scene!) And banning beds in any context whatsoever? They would have them curl up in abandoned buildings to sleep like the urchnis of New Babbage!
Come to think of it, maybe the Lindens have been eating Roast Finger Sandwiches lately. That would explain everything.