Friday, May 8

I ain't got no body that I can depend on

My family keeps trying to put a body on me, but it keeps falling apart. They're trying to sew me together without reanimation fluid! Silly people! Oh they never use reanimation fluid in Europa says Ama. Well they're AMATEURS!

Besides, I've been summoned to testify in Miss Burton's trial as an expert witness! Just set my jar up on the stand. The swearing on the Bible (Old Testament please) may be a bit difficult...just touch the jar with it or something.

Oh this should be FUN!

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