I arrived at the base of Mt. Steelhead in my steam carriage to give medical attention to Mr. Cato Quan, whom Dr. Alter had just rescued. I've never been one to look for Christmas Miracles, but this definitely fits the bill. I wonder if his short stint as a vampire allowed him to survive entombed for so long.
He was severely dehydrated and malnourished, and muttering something about not being a number. With sufficient bedrest he should be back to his old self soon.
I spoke with the talented young Spark nichus Berman about refitting the steam carriage for ambulance duty. As usual, he was enthusiastic.
Miss Easterman told me she plans on creating a new school for Minions. Perhaps remedial training is in order.